Sci-fi Enthusiasts Mugs

'Sir, I think the cost may be somewhat higher than the quote I gave you, over the phone.'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

The most bizarre life form Gyork had ever encountered.

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'Take me to your least insane leader...'

"To have that notarized you'll need two credible witnesses."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"Sorry, but I can't seem to find the exchange rate for xyglotzits!"

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

'The vehichle itself wasn't so expensive, but the factory delivery charges were huge.'

Moonbillies.

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

'Our satellite dish gets everything...'

'He's a cro-magnon -- you owe me five bucks!'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Do you think I lack the human touch?"

'Just like at home, the Martians are dumping industrial waste in their fabled canals.'

"And what about us?"

"Uh-oh."

Alien Travel Advisory - Disease Warning!

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

2001: A Space Holiday

The Robot's Trophy

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"We abduct one old cow, and suddenly we're 'not welcome' any more?"

"I'm going to take a shortcut through that black hole and save us 30,000 years."

"No respect."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

"Sorry Captain, that's not a teleportation pad - it's just a phone charger."

"Glorious one tonight, isn't it?"

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