Sci-fi Series Aficionados Mugs

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

The Missing Sock Returns

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Head over Hooves

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Time Machine Collision

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'