Sci-fi Fan Prints

"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

50 Grays in the Shade

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

2016: Final human job replaced by robot.

National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

"My dog? Why no, Miss, space aliens ate my homework!"

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

"Better check with your mother first."

'So by a vote of 8 to 2 we have decided to skip the industrial revolution completely, and go right into the electronic age.'

'Talk about high tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

'I don't know what it is, dad. Something is causing an electrical interference.'

Evolution, man at various evolutionary stages, "Ow - me back"

'YOU ARE HERE'

"They seem friendly enough so far."

How They Built Stonehenge

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'This is a recording.' 'Doesn't bother me, I'm a hologram.'

"It's a SETI transmission from Earth. Pretend we're not home."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Artificial hearts.

Please use other dimension.

'And to think, I travelled twenty thousand light years just to be embarassed by you.'

"May I see your planning application?"

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

'Here's another space probe - everone act like rocks.'

'We've been sent to establish a dialog with this planet's dominant life form. Where's your cat?'

"Interesting greeting ritual."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'NASA, Asteroid Watch Dept'

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'