Sci-fi Fanatic Prints

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Please don't knock on my door to blather on about your fictional obsessions. I don't knock on your door to blather on about Star Trek and Doctor Who."

"He plans to move to one of those newly discovered planets capable of supporting life."

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

"I'm from the future and I want to go out for dinner."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'Hah! — you owe me five bucks — they haven't evolved a bit!'

Extratourettestrial.

No, I wasn't abducted and experimented on. I needed surgery and it was cheaper on their planet.'

'You think your dad is dumb? -- My dad gets 'Star Trek' and 'Star Wars' mixed up!'

Alien says to man walking dog: "I'm not an ambassador from my planet, I'm on my gap year."

'Whatever it is, ask your mother.'

The Invisible Man goes to the toilet.

3D

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"I just always show up to everything!"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Of course, there's always Planet Earth."

"Shoot! I forgot to turn off my data roaming!"

"Sure, abducting a small black and white animal should be safe. What is it—a penguin?"

"Darth, you are the father!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"Take me to David Bowie."

U.S. Lunar Open

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

"He doesn't seem to grasp the historical significance of this moment."

"And remember, peace comes from within."

"But Nonno made them specially for you, princess."