Sci-fi Geek Gifts

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

"...but shipping will be out of this world."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

Hen meets alien egg

Robots in disguise.

Veldor & Zingal, A Space Story

"Our instrument shows that they are a 95% gas-based life-form..."

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Epic Battles

Tokyo City Limits

Alien and hedgehog...

"Some trailer trash has just moved in next door."

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"We went on a trip and, when we came back, the house was taken over by these mammals."

A robot catches a fish.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"They look like pickles."