Sci-fi Geek Pillows

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

"...but shipping will be out of this world."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

Hen meets alien egg

Robots in disguise.

Veldor & Zingal, A Space Story

"Our instrument shows that they are a 95% gas-based life-form..."

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Epic Battles

Tokyo City Limits

Alien and hedgehog...

"Some trailer trash has just moved in next door."

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

"Hi, I'm Ryan Pie-Crust!"

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

What? AAA doesn't cover flying saucers?!

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"We went on a trip and, when we came back, the house was taken over by these mammals."

A robot catches a fish.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

What's your favorite planet, Randy? There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vistas

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

Hello, you've reached the Illuminati. At last! We have tried to reach your planet's rulers for the last 18 revolutions of your blue rock. We come bearing gifts. That's nice. You trying to reach Les or Nick? Whoever is the prime overlord of your secret cabal of billionaires ... What? The what of our which now? Is this not the secret cabal of billionaires that controls the world's elected leaders, manipulates the economy, and determines the very fate of all nations? No, friend, we're the psychedel

Oh, sorry, it's in kryptonite mode.

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"