Sci-fi Comedy Geek Pillows

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Dr. Roo.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Tokyo City Limits