Comedy Geek Pillows

'Calm down - I'm sure 'earth-moving equipment' isn't what you think it is.'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Of course, now I'm just a class clown, but eventually I'd like my own sitcom."

The Moe Howard Installation

"Troy, I havea feeling you're gonna pay for these 'Your Mama' jokes."

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

Elephant and Aliens on a Desert Island

"No, no, you finish drying of first, Miss. . . . the fire is still two floors below us!"

"Ugh. . . where did I put my key to the city?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Shampoo.

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Luke Sleepwalker...

More Pardons

The next damn Batman.

Pi fight!

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"I Love U2."

"Take me to your barista."