Humor Geeks Pillows

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Pi fight!

'Mom, I need a push.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Zika Epidemic

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

The Moe Howard Installation

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Möbius Comic Strip

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

'You've got Chop Suey!'

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

Computer technicians with too little training.

Cavemen carving first wheel and first parking meter