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Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Pi fight!

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'Mom, I need a push.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Zika Epidemic

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Be the Lame Change You Seek

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"Exaggerate!"

The Moe Howard Installation

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Möbius Comic Strip

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'You've got Chop Suey!'

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

When I was a teenager, "Saturday Night live" had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'