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Count Dorkula.

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Pi fight!

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Exaggerate!"

Bumper Car UFO.

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

"I just love sci-pi movies."

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

"Not tonight, dear, I have a head-glitch."

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

Nerd World Countries

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

'You've got Chop Suey!'

Möbius Comic Strip

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Computer technicians with too little training.

Cavemen carving first wheel and first parking meter

'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'

This just isn't right. The IT guy at our company was killed in an accident and his obituary says 'a fatal error has occured.'