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Memory Loss

"3D printing can effectively solve many world problems."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Underweird bras."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Pi fight!

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Zika Epidemic

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Exaggerate!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

The Moe Howard Installation

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

And the next thing I knew, my smartphone had my power of attorney!