Geeky Humorist T-Shirts

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Cavemen carving first wheel and first parking meter

Listen, not only am I a hammerhead, but I also wear glasses

Pi fight!

Möbius Comic Strip

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Chef copy robot

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

I've always been slower than computers...

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."