Geeky Humorist Gifts

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Cavemen carving first wheel and first parking meter

Listen, not only am I a hammerhead, but I also wear glasses

Pi fight!

Möbius Comic Strip

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'