Geeky Jokester Gifts

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Pi fight!

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

The Screeeen!

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.