Geeky Prankster Gifts

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Computer operator welding machine.

'Checkmate!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

The Ascent of Man.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Student unicorn"