Geeky Pranksters Gifts

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Computer operator welding machine.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Tank color choices.

Children in a Nursery.

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Hide and Seek