Geeky Pranksters Pillows

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Computer operator welding machine.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Children in a Nursery.

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

Tank color choices.

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'