Tech-savvy Pranksters Pillows

'I bullied so many kids with text messages I got RSI.'

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

"Bad news, Milton. Some hacker broke into our files, and mixed our fresh-water fish with our salt-water fish."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Computer operator welding machine.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Back to the Holidays

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'