Tech-savvy Jokers Pillows

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

STRIP Hambone: Safety on your PC

E-Vote

"It says here...man is the only creature who is able have sex by phone."

"Bluetooth costs extra."

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"You're on mute."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Knights of the iPhone

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.