Tech-savvy Jokers T-Shirts

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

STRIP Hambone: Safety on your PC

E-Vote

Google signwriter.

"It says here...man is the only creature who is able have sex by phone."

"Bluetooth costs extra."

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Giggle.

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Noah posted his first tweet.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"You're on mute."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Turnkey Totalitarianism

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."