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Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"I spoke to Tommy about going to university. He said he would rather get into computer fraud."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'It's a snow mobile.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."