Tech Jokesters Gifts

Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"I spoke to Tommy about going to university. He said he would rather get into computer fraud."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."