Modern Technology Jokesters Gifts

Homeless man on internet looking at homeless page.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Google signwriter.

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

The Screeeen!

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

I am not a human.

The Power of 3D Glasses.

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

Cloud computing.

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"Stand back? corrupt file."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'