Technology Jokers Gifts

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

The Screeeen!

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

I am not a human.

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

Cloud computing.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"Stand back? corrupt file."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"There's a fly in my soup."

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

The continent you have requested cannot be found.

This file has a little cold.

"According to my sat nav, it should be right here!"

STRIP Hambone: Magnets and hard disks

'I would kill for a paper clip right about now.'