Techie Jokers Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Computer committee

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

The Screeeen!

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

Cloud computing.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"Stand back? corrupt file."

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"There's a fly in my soup."

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

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