Tech Joker Gifts

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fittd shēt

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Prisoner still life painting.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Vacation Mobile

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Cyberwarfare

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.