Tactical Joker Gifts

Chess board trap door.

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fittd shēt

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."