Practical Joker Gifts

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

Complaints/Revenge

Work Safety - Ladders.

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'Pay back time on the ranch'

"I'm glad to hear you're finally fitting in." (Man has sign saying 'Kick me off the team' attached to his back).

And could you put in a louder horn?'

'He comes up with a solution to every problem... It's always practical, workable and wrong.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'We'd just like to get in shape to open our medication bottles.'

"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"

"Nine years I played jokes on her and she never retaliates!"

Schadenfreude greetings cards.

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

'I think he wants you to pull his finger Mr President'

'Job done son, a few corners slightly out of true but the customer will never notice.'

'Are you crazy, lady? You ordered these twenty minute sago.'

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"My boss told me to hold this ladder while he's on the roof so I'm holding it."

'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

Surgeon with a pen knife.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Caution: doors don't open.'

"A rotary nasal hair trimmer! However did you guess?"

How many stepladders does it take to change a lightbulb?

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'It's perfect!'

Bored at the City Morgue.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'