Practical Jokers Gifts

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'

Fat woman worring a thin woman whoes weighing herself by putting her foot on the scale

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'No cup holder?'

Gill's gag shop

'We're interested in something with a restroom in it.'

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Your dad sure is a sport! Guess what he slipped me??"

'Have you been upsetting the postal staff again?.'

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"Due to supply chain issues, we'll need to transport items via cargo shorts."

Seagull humour.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

'I told you to wind up your windows!'

Grim Prank

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I'm sorry, Tommy has a bad cold and can't come to school today ..... this is my father speaking."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Death of a Prankster

"I took your advice."

How to avoid a heart attack.

"This relentless red sock prank is costing me a fortune in white tees."

Didn't I tell you it was a stupid joke?

'While you're at it, put '911' in speed dial.'

'I don't think my mother can be very well - when she found all that sand and glue on the new carpet, she didn't say a word.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Well...that's your 3rd and final wish! Enjoy!