Tactical Jokers Gifts

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Shoes Make The Man

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Photobooth Photobomb

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."