Creative Jokers Gifts

Artist Painting his Television.

Colouring fun

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Fittd shēt

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Prisoner still life painting.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

Watch for Men Being Supid

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I took your advice."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."