Internet Jokers Gifts

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Photobooth Photobomb

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

Giggle.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Artist Painting his Television.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

#NoJunk

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Pinata Pranks

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

Charlie Shared a Post

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.