Virtual Jokers Gifts

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

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Vacation Mobile

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Giggle.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"You're on mute."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Artist Painting his Television.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Watch for Men Being Supid

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

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"I took your advice."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'