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'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Vacation Mobile

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"You're on mute."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Artist Painting his Television.

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"I took your advice."

How to avoid a heart attack.

Watch for Men Being Supid

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'