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"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

The Genius Of Camoflage

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

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'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"See how it feels"

Vacation Mobile

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

The Cartoonists

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

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'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

Caution! School Crossing.

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."