Visual Joker Gifts

Eye clinic

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

The Genius Of Camoflage

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Fittd shēt

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"See how it feels"

Vacation Mobile

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

Tweet

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."