Geometric Joker Gifts

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

E=Emcee Squared

"See how it feels"

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Party Schools...

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Eye clinic

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

Our Planet

'Pavlov's dog eating Schrodinger's cat'

Mathematics.

Standup Chemist: 'So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, 'all right, potassium chloride'.'

Dog squared equals...