Geography Joker Gifts

Do you actually know the capital of Japan? Of course I do...J.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

E=Emcee Squared

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Adult Absence Notes.

Party Schools...

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Bat Signal with Blue Ticks

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

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