Geology Joker Gifts

Our Planet

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Early photobombing

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

How Glaciations Begin

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

E=Emcee Squared

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Revenge had come.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

Megacorp Pictures Advertising Dept. We need a catchy phrase to promote this new earthquake movie. "Look out for that runaway terrain."

Facial hair continental drift.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Party Schools...

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.