Geological Joker Gifts

Earthquake Research Society. The meeting's over already? Yep --- it was called to order at 8:00 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

How Glaciations Begin

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

E=Emcee Squared

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Pole Star

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Megacorp Pictures Advertising Dept. We need a catchy phrase to promote this new earthquake movie. "Look out for that runaway terrain."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Party Schools...

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Climbing to the moon

Facial hair continental drift.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'