Geology Giggler Gifts

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

How Glaciations Begin

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Cavemen Exhibit

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Megacorp Pictures Advertising Dept. We need a catchy phrase to promote this new earthquake movie. "Look out for that runaway terrain."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Facial hair continental drift.

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Welcome to MOMtana

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Black Hole Corks

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Land Management Office. Aerial Photography Division. Ernie, I've noticed a strange phenomenon. Every December, there's a lot of sand erosion until these two land masses are connected by just a narrow strip. Of course, Frank. There's even a song about it! It's beginning to look a lot like isthmus.