Science Giggler Gifts

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Black Hole Corks

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

The Big A** Theory

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'