It Giggler Gifts

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Clown God

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Your kinect is broken.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

A turtle takes a bath.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

"Who ate all the pieties?"