It Giggler Gifts

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Clown God

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'It needs more punctuation.'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...