Gadget Giggler Gifts

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

Basic flaws of Kindle

STRIP Hambone: Silly features

'My smart phone is an idiot'

Easy TV Repair

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'Your kinect is broken.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

"Look, Rudolph, I made Santa a GPS tracking system for Christmas!"

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

The Big A** Theory

Virtual chicken crossing the road.