Gizmo Giggler Gifts

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Black Hole Corks

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Tred carefully mill.

The Big A** Theory

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

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