Video Game Giggler Gifts

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

'Your kinect is broken.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

Trail Mix. Good for six months or 600 miles, whichever comes first.

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

Shopping for bandages...

Cheese at the Meat Counter.

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

'When you said Bob acts like a little baby when he loses a hand, you weren't kidding.'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.