Cartoon Giggler Gifts

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Cavemen Exhibit

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Black Hole Corks

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

Confession Ratings.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'Which one's Ringo?'