Cartoon Giggler Pillows

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Black Hole Corks

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Confession Ratings.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

Medical Treatment.

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"