Literary Giggler Pillows

Salon of Apartment 4-N

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

2pm meet your Creator

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Whoops!'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'It needs more punctuation.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

I'll see my self out Mr Dracula